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I think that covers it all~ Send me a message. I'll answer almost anything and I love to talk.

"When the shadow of the sash appeared in the curtains it was between seven and eight oclock and then I was in time again, hearing the watch. It was Grandfather’s and when Father gave it to me he said I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire; it’s rather excruciatingly apt that you will use it to gain the reducto absurdum of all human experience which can fit your individual needs no better than it fitted his or his father’s. I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all your breath trying to conquer it."
— The Sound and the Fury - William Faulkner

team-joebama:

cleophatrajones:

l-e-v:

me right now

I can proudly say that I’ve visited every one of these nations. I most enjoyed Napland.

Game Zone is my own personal Waterloo

team-joebama:

cleophatrajones:

l-e-v:

me right now

I can proudly say that I’ve visited every one of these nations. I most enjoyed Napland.

Game Zone is my own personal Waterloo

(via pamplemoose)

posted 1 year ago with 31,462 notes (originally from cristinterrill)
#did you mean: my life? #I need a life lbr

maledictor:

I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets

(via churchrat)

posted 1 year ago with 59,260 notes (originally from maledictor)
#p l e a s e #omg it would be hysterical

infinityfandomsandfeels:

infinityfandomsandfeels:

SO, I have been seeing a lot of posts about URLs recently and I think that I want to try something like this…
What I’m going to do is if you reblog this post, I’ll catalog your URL in this notebook and send you a message giving you a suggestion for a good book, song and show based on what I can tell from your blog.
If your blog’s awesome, I’ll follow and maybe send you all three.

Also if you don’t reblog this by December 10th then you will have to wait until 2013 for me to restart this notebook cataloging cause I do need to catch up with all the stuff. THIS POST’S DEADLINE IS DECEMBER 10TH! but I promise I will start it up again once it’s 2013.

infinityfandomsandfeels:

infinityfandomsandfeels:

SO, I have been seeing a lot of posts about URLs recently and I think that I want to try something like this…

What I’m going to do is if you reblog this post, I’ll catalog your URL in this notebook and send you a message giving you a suggestion for a good book, song and show based on what I can tell from your blog.

If your blog’s awesome, I’ll follow and maybe send you all three.

Also if you don’t reblog this by December 10th then you will have to wait until 2013 for me to restart this notebook cataloging cause I do need to catch up with all the stuff. THIS POST’S DEADLINE IS DECEMBER 10TH! but I promise I will start it up again once it’s 2013.

(via highschoolmusicool)

posted 1 year ago with 55,118 notes (originally from infinityfandomsandfeels)
#we're just friends queue

charming-but-insane:

maradreamsofdisney:

batman-in-pigfarts:

I may have just died of laughing too much

this is literally how I sing Disney songs sometimes hahaha

…how do you watch a Disney movie without doing this?

(Source: stopitkai, via heathyr)

posted 1 year ago with 117,714 notes (originally from stopitkai)
#gpoy

This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification !

Champagne:

Dry Martini:

Margarita:

Pina Colada:

Sake:

Scotch:

Tequila:

Vodka:

(Source: telegraph.co.uk, via kyoy)


To the girls who say they want a nice guy.

maybeitspms:

chronicalsofanerd:

maybeitspms:

chronicalsofanerd:

Shut the fuck up. All us nice guys stuck in fucking friendzone know what you really want is some asshole to complain about to us. GTFO. We’re tired of it.

You sound super nice. I don’t know why no one wants to date you.

What a mystery.

I’ve had a bad day ok. I’ve pretty much given this girl, who I’m really close with, my heart and she shoots me down and starts telling me about all the guy problems. It just really fucking hurts and I felt here would be a better place to vent then some of my other options.

You know what? I know what it feels like to rejected. It fucking sucks and a lot of people are able to relate to what you’re feeling. You know what else I know? I know what it feels like to build a friendship with a guy. A guy that was nice and treated me like a human being instead of walking vagina he wants to fuck. I know what it’s like to become friends with a guy like this and slowly start to trust him. Slowly we build a really meaningful relationship and I let my guard down and I start to show him vulnerable parts of myself. I start to share my fears and weaknesses with him. I start relying on this important person in my life for support when I find out that I’m being dicked around by another guy who only sees me as a walking vagina he wants to fuck. And then this guy that I really care about tells me that he has feelings for me and when I tell him that  I don’t feel the same way, he turns around and calls me a bitch. He says I friendzoned him and he goes on some social networking site and starts blasting me and all of his friends are like “wow what a bitch. She doesn’t know what she’s missing” and he gets to pity himself and feel validated. I, on the other hand, am left with the realization that my friendship, that this closeness we shared didn’t mean jack shit. That this guy I trusted didn’t care enough about me as a person to not turn on me the second he found out I wouldn’t date/have sex with him. Suddenly, I’m feeling this whole time, everything I thought we had, was only as important to him as his chances to get in my pants. And let me tell you, that hurts way more than rejection. 

Here’s the thing, buddy. You’re not just one guy who’s having a bad day because you had your heart broken. Browse the friend zone tag. You’re just one of the many guys that post things like  pictures that say “when a girl starts telling you about her problems, she’s not complaining. It means she trust you” and the caption says “Aaaannnd you’ve been friendzoned”  like having a platonic, meaningful relationship with a woman is just THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. Do you know how shitty it feels to know that your friendship and your trust is so fucking undesirable that there’s a goddamn meme about it? Do you know how shitty it feels to know that your guy friends only care you as long as they can hold on to the possibility of one day fucking you? Do you know how infuriating it is to know that that guy, that asshole who made you think he cared about you as a person, gets to flame you for daring to not be attracted to him? Because if you don’t know what that feels like, let me tell you that you’re not the one who got the shit end of the deal. 

(Source: chronicles-of-a-nerd, via teamklaine)


raverjesus:

hellopeter:

this makes me feel insignificant hahaha

Followers, you have no idea how often I just want to stop random people and explain this concept to them. LIFE IS A BIG FUCKING THING AND I LOVE IT.

raverjesus:

hellopeter:

this makes me feel insignificant hahaha

Followers, you have no idea how often I just want to stop random people and explain this concept to them. LIFE IS A BIG FUCKING THING AND I LOVE IT.

(via arandomfangirl)

posted 1 year ago with 302,083 notes (originally from vicforprez)

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

(Source: fuckyeahpotterphotography, via packdontendwithblood)


somewhatdorky:

go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done.

(Source: leknope, via packdontendwithblood)